Thank you! :)
somerealclassyshit said: “there’s actually enough space there to fit an 8kg kettlebell between my stomach and the waistband, or a thick-soled running shoe…” haha those things are so specific, is this essentially a list of objects you’ve been shoving in your pants?
Haha! Those were the objects lying closest to the computer that seemed to be about the right size. X’D
Which - I kid you not - is pronounced more or less exactly as “fit fuck”.
Try telling people in English-speaking countries about that certificate you just got…
Thanks! It might be worth a try if I can get around the ridiculous “customs fees” you sometimes have to pay on top of the international shipping. I’ve had to pay up to 60 euros a couple of times because customs decided to open up a box with a minor purchase for random checks. With the world’s most expensive solid gold and diamond encrusted utility knife, apparently. And then cellotaped back together with tape manufactured with unicorn bone collagen.
Me: You have so much space outside your place. You should just plant some low maintenance stuff there like a hazelnut tree or spinach or beetroot or something.
Friend: I should! Omg, I want vag…tuh… vegetables. I want vegetables, I mean! …Vagtables. I am such a lesbian…
Maybe Try Uniqlo? It’s a Japanese company, they just came to the US and I hear they run small (for westerners) AND go down to XS. There’s one near my lob i’ve been meaning to check outThanks for the tip. I used to buy these when I lived in Kyoto, and was very happy to find they were opening up a store in the UK.
I went there, however, and the sized were all scaled up, and poorly too. Nothing fit. :(