February 2012
29 posts
The tit of his penis
shitmystudentswrite:
It was at the Jewish barmitsfa that a young boy gets circumscribed, which means having the tit of his penis cut off ritualistically speaking.
Sometimes, this blog… I can’t…
My Dad is super smart, but not very practical...
ftmark:
jjfanshawe:
So I’m waiting for my dad to show up, and waiting and waiting… After a while I phone him and ask whether he’s set out yet.
Dad: “Oh, I’m running late. I wrote you a text message half an hour ago.” Me: “Oh, I don’t think I got it.” Dad: “No, well, that’s because I sent it to the wrong person.” Me: “…Would it have been an idea to resend that text to me?” Dad: “… (long...
SCP Onderzoek →
Here’s a post specifically for the Dutch trans people following this blog. It’s about a Dutch questionnaire, so I’ll be doing this one in Dutch.
Weet je nog dat transgenderonderzoek van het Sociaal Cultureel Planbureau met die nogal ingewikkelde aanpak van een handje vol mensen die een code kregen en die dan naar zichzelf moesten mailen en dan weer door moesten mailen naar...
My Dad is super smart, but not very practical...
So I’m waiting for my dad to show up, and waiting and waiting… After a while I phone him and ask whether he’s set out yet.
Dad: “Oh, I’m running late. I wrote you a text message half an hour ago.”
Me: “Oh, I don’t think I got it.”
Dad: “No, well, that’s because I sent it to the wrong person.”
Me: “…Would it...
Wow, I just spent more than four hours skating.
Just got home. I could eat a house right now.
I don’t even know how many miles I covered.
Serious business
I get the idea people sometimes don’t get how ice skating is serious business to some Dutch people.
I was just taking off my skates to walk over to a cafe for lunch when a really really old guy skated by. A really really old guy on serious-ass leather speed skates AND CLUTCHING A ZIMMER FRAME!!
This is how serious!
CANADA IS PASSING A SOPA COPY IN 14 DAYS. EVEN IF... →
chaseross:
hirotohk:
bolderthanbuzzingbugs:
lucifelle:
The letter is already written, so all you have to do is click send.
It’s more like a DMCA copy but yeah help us stop it.
sign this shit.
omfg i cannot handle this
January 2012
44 posts
signal boost, if you want to fly in canada,...
fuckyeahftms:
I hate being so political, but only 70 people have signed and thats a disgrace, if something like this can happen in canada, then it can happen anywhere http://www.petitiononlinecanada.com/petition/tell-harper-to-allow-trans-people-to-fly-on-airplanes/758
Wow, sophiemherold1 is still trying to send me...
Shame I can’t be arsed to read them.
…And now her ass is blocked.
Has anyone else on youtube been receiving painstakingly long mail from one sophiemherold1 with endless cissexist anti-trans* rambles? I mean, how many hours did she spend — Oh, OOOOPS, I deleted all the rest of her messages without reading them. Sorry Sophie, what a waste of your time, eh?
Oh well, I have a fabulous trans* party to get ready for anyway!
Blenderized fail
I had this idea this morning that blenderizing vegetables and drinking them as a shake would be an expedient means to get up to my daily requirements. Time-efficient and all that.
And preparation *was* really time-efficient, using dry frozen spinach and such, so at that stage I was feeling quite good about the whole plan.
Then I drank half of it and promptly threw most of it up again. Tried...
Just another day at the office...
Someone came up to me and dropped a vibrating cockring on my desk, which promptly began buzzing across the desk in little circles. I was then called upon to determine whether or not it looked like an alien grassmower. (It kind of does.) XD
On skype with my girlfriend
“Are you wearing my shirt?” “Maybe…” “That’s my shirt.” “Yeah…and your jeans.”
It’s like that time we switched on Skype and it turned out we had independently ordered the same shirt online. The exact same shirt… (And it wasn’t the only time that’s happened either…) Also, that time I took a screencap...
I made 2.5 litres of pea soup...
…and then I ate it all.
Not all in one go though. That’d be crazy.
The great thing though, is that it turned out good this time. Cause the last time I tried making pea soup something went terribly wrong somewhere along the way and I had to spend three days working my way through a cauldron of lumpy dinosaur vomit.
But now I am down to my last bowl of GOOD soup. :)
Anonymous asked: I absolutely love your accent ! <3
Just ehh showered naked in the men's locker room...
Might do a video about it, because it was kind of… interesting and slightly comical.
—edit Oh, and in case anyone is wondering, I’m on T and have had top surgery, but I haven’t had any bottom surgery.